Tengrain

@Tengrain@mastodon.social

mastodon 4.6.0-nightly.2026-03-19

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal.

An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First).

You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @mockpaperscissors.com@mockpaperscissors.com

You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars.

"Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama

* Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 3h ago

Midday Palate Cleanser http://www.youtube.com/shorts/EKMsKkI6F1o http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/midday-palate-cleanser-2732/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 6h ago

UPDATE: ICE in Airports

Spite and Malice So that’s the policy. Good to know. (there will probably be more updates as the day goes on...)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/update-ice-in-airports/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 6h ago

We’re Boned: SCOTUS To The Rescue!

I guess it depends upon who SCOTUS is rescuing: Today, the Supreme Court will do its little part to carry out one of its Constitutionally mandated duties: suppressing the vote. It will hear a case from—of all places—Mississippi, which is trying to make it easier to vote. The RNC is trying to make it harder. RNC vs. the state of Mississippi.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/were-boned-scotus-to-the-rescue/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 7h ago

Hair Füror Loves It When…

...a plan comes together: And speaking of lines at airports: "Welcome to the 4th Reich. Papers!" That should make the lines move faster.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/hair-furor-loves-it-when/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 7h ago

And the Grift Goes On

Someone in The Orange 🤡 Crime Family probably made a killing: And if anyone made a play at Junior Mints on-line casino, they parlayed it into a second fortune. If we had a media, there would be a Pulitzer Prize waiting for some journalist.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/and-the-grift-goes-on-2/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 8h ago

Is TACO Monday a Thing?

What the hell is going on? ...or is this more grifting? Lord Damp Nut is grifting. Gotta be.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/23/is-taco-monday-a-thing/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 20h ago

RE: @Sekhen@mammut.sekhen.com

I would like my slice with ice cream, please.

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 21h ago

RE: @praxiscode@mastodon.online

But think of the hydro-electric power that will be generated!

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 21h ago

Great Ideas, Cont. http://www.youtube.com/shorts/JI3UqP3ejBU http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/great-ideas-cont-3/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 22h ago

Grandpa Sundowner Gets Lost On Way To Texas Senate Race Endorsement, Maybe?

Happy Hour News I think this was supposed to be an endorsement for the Texas GOP Senate race, (maybe?), and suddenly became a Beat Poetry rant? See if you can follow his train of thought, because I sure cannot (and bear in mind that was one long paragraph (No link for obvious reason): "The Democrat running in Texas, James Talarico,

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/grandpa-sundowner-gets-lost-on-way-to-texas-senate-race-endorsement-maybe/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

RE: @FrancoisPrague@mastodon.social

Yeah, I can just see everyone in line at the viewing with pointy sticks just to ensure themselves that the nightmare is over.

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Midday Palate Cleanser

“I was told there would be bottomless mimosas, too,” said the elephant at brunch (Direct Link To Reddit Here) (Hat tip: Scissorhead Purp)

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/midday-palate-cleanser-2731/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

‘Papers, Please… ‘

...says the masked, armed thug at the airport as you get off the plane. Let’s be clear about this: This is an escalation from authoritarian regime, we do NOT greet visitors with the Gestapo at the airport. And know this, once we are used to the Gestapo at the airport checking arrivals, we will not be surprised when we have to show papers to leave.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/papers-please-5/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

What Could Go Wrong?

Bombs-Away! He’s a professional diplomat, dontcha know: I wouldn’t put anything on the table with this ketchup-throwing petulant baby in charge.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/what-could-go-wrong-17/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Cadet Bone Spurs Strategery: Turn War Crimes Up To 11!

The element of surprise: Why it seems like it was only the other day that Vulgarmort was talking about Pearl Harbor with the Prime Minister of Japan. Oh, btw, that’s probably another war crime from the same source as above (No link to BirdChan): "For many people asking if such strikes would be considered a war crime, it depends. If strikes were carried out on power plants just because they are power plants and…

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/cadet-bone-spurs-strategery-turn-war-crimes-up-to-11/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Here’s Some Stupid To Start Your Day

Is this an update to, “Destroy the Village To Save The Village”... ...or is it an update to Nineteen Eighty Four: War is Peace Slavery is Freedom Ignorance is Strength Escalation is Deescalation

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/22/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-492/

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Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social

Fully caffeinated with 2X the sugar, unabashedly liberal. An award-winning blogger (Americans United’s First Freedom First). You can follow my blog’s account on the Fediverse at @ mockpaperscissors.com You can find me on the web at MockPaperScissors and sometimes at Crooks and Liars. "Be kind whenever possible. It is ALWAYS possible.” - His Holiness The Dalai Lama * Social Media Cult Failure since 2006! *

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social · 1d ago

Great Memes, Cont.

At least The Orange 🤡’s pet is fixed and cannot reproduced.

http://mockpaperscissors.com/2026/03/21/great-memes-cont-98/

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